There I was on the Docklands Light Railway train, silently processing the usual thousand thoughts that were racing squiggles in my mind. When I'm distracted by the woman sitting opposite who is suddenly addressing me with her unfriendly face, and pointing on the floor space to my right. I'm confused until she told me to read my own damned newspaper, again pointing to the discarded copy of the Metro on the floor. Surprised by her animosity I responded with wrinkling my brows in that what-the-fuck?! look. Welcome back to London transport I guess.
I don't understand why she was so bothered that I might have been reading the headlines on her free paper. Perhaps my staring blankly in her direction as I daydreamed made her feel uncomfortable, but there really was no need to be impolite at strangers so early in the morning.
As she hid behind her paper shield, I noticed her fat knees.
Not only does she have fat knees but her calves seem to be trying to escape from her boots...
Posted by: Liniebar | Wednesday, 08 October 2008 at 14:10
hahaha! what in the world?!
Posted by: ceres | Wednesday, 08 October 2008 at 18:12
What was she doing looking for people reading her paper anyway?
Posted by: blarmey | Wednesday, 08 October 2008 at 18:14
this post is just so s-s-s-stooopid! really funny though! "miss rude fat knees with crappy green bag" aaahhhhh classic.
Posted by: big bro | Wednesday, 22 October 2008 at 10:53
Liniebar: she also had a bad perm, and yeah, those boots aren't great
blarmey + ceres: ewan ko ba!
big bro: er, I think you meant to write she was stupid, but that my post was funny.
Posted by: eevilmidget | Wednesday, 22 October 2008 at 12:20